My favorite badass soldier quote

I'll take my kids somewhere else…

A friend of mine left his car in a parking lot for 6 days and came back to this.

Photoshop Wizards

Lassie, What Happened to Timmy?!?

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The Danger of Swallowing Tennis Balls

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This liquor store gets it.

You scare them at Starbucks?

How do they live with each other?

I wasn’t sure why the sticker was on it, until I tried to use it and it didn’t work.

great shirt, bro

I’m pregnant.

Cyoot Puppy ob teh Day: Lil St. Bernard

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Goggie Gif: Practicing My Snarl

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Don't act like you're not impressed.

Every Time..

Well This Is Embarrassing

I’m beginning to think our hotel in Cambodia was a little dishonest on their flyer about the amenities

Shockingly Delicious

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The Beginning of a Long Rivalry

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As a person who wears glasses, I don’t understand this

This is how my roommate left the money for bills…

before and after makeup

Why?

Majestic Sea Creature WIN

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Mushroom Lamp WIN

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I'm 28 years old and this still happens

How did this get documented?

Good luck with that man….

Jay has a point

I Dream of a World Where Every Dog is a Happy Sundog

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Tagged: dogs, sunrise, pugs, Sundog

One Outta Three Sundogs Prefer to Sleep In

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One of these things is not like the others…

Relationship Perspectives From Jim Gaffigan

If only I worked in food service again

Reader Squee: Om Nom Nom

Kagura110 says: "This is my ten-week-old Pembroke Corgi, Lacey, noming on a chewie and being squee, as is her wont."

Squee corgis gonna squee!

-Sally Squeeps

Do you have a squee pet that you want to share with the world? Send us your pet pictures and stories, and they could end up on Daily Squee!

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Ice (Alien) Queen WIN

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Who would do such a thing?

J.J. Watt is 6-foot-5, 295 pounds and the NFL’s defensive player of the year, but your head may explode looking at him standing next to Yao Ming

Now I am convinced

So I've been seeing some original dress posts and I thought I would share mine. Here's my prom dress made out of soda pop tabs.

Way To Reinforce Your Own Stereotype

Getting Real Tired of Your Lies, Mr. Hog

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That's the Right Direction!

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BIG Pants

Electric pole hanging after a wild fire

Happy Valentines day to all my fellow single ladies out there.

Say Ahhhhhhhh!

Ai Dont See teh Hyoomur in Dis

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Tagged: dogs, clown, not fun, what breed, sense of humor

You Taste Like My Valentine

Check out DATING FAILS for more Valentine's fun!

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I think that zebra’s about to get abducted

I lost my wallet downtown last night. Came home this morning to find some kind soul found it and returned it, cash and all.

All the time Jim Gaffigan. All the time.

Inspirational Quotes: Quote of the day

Rihanna and Chris Brown

I feel like an asshole for ever doubting him.